Subway adds footlong cookies to menu –

The problem with a sweet treat is that they never really feel like they last. Two bites and boom, my only cookie of the day is done. Subway wants to give us the answer to that problem with a footlong cookie.

Looking at a picture of this thing, it feels like some kind of April Fool’s joke. But no, this ridiculous item is real and it’s coming to Subway menus. It’s not coming everywhere right away, though, and on U.S. National Cookie Day next Monday (Dec. 4) you can pick it up for free at Subway stores in New York, Miami, Dallas and Chicago.

From then on it will slowly become a part of the menu everywhere, but unfortunately it won’t always be free. It’s probably best that they don’t give these things away everywhere, because let’s just say it would make a winter bulk a lot easier.

Thanks, folks.